Today

I don't know if you ever read things in the bible (like the little weirdest details) that just make you laugh? So this morning I was reading in 1 Samuel 21 How David was afraid of the King of what he would do to him, so David tried to protect himself by acting like he was mentally retarded. It says 'He pretended to be insane in their presence, he acted like a mad man, scratching on doors, and letting saliva run down his beard.' Okay...so I am a visual person. I try to picture things as I read or hear them. for this very reason I laughed so hard when I read this! I pictured David acting like a retard running around drooling all over himself. Man God is funny! This had to go into the bible! Later I went to church and Pastor mike cracked a funny joke! But I was one of the ones who didn't laugh until about 30 seconds after everyone else laughed... and I was the only one laughing... its not really funny after he has moved on to a serious subject... I went to Claudia's house today! We watched some funny videos we made in the past! they are so funny yet so embarassing! She helped me with Spanish homework! She is the bomb! We watched American Idol rewind! We prank called a bunch of businesses (That was the funniest)! And then she made me these horrible bagel bites? Who knew someone could mess up bagel bites? I mean all you have to do is put them in the microwave! She put them in for 5 minutes! I could have sworn I was biting into a brick...no, not a rock, a brick! Then I took a nap! And woke up and we provoked her little brother to anger! We did the Free Willy sound (The crying one) he detests! And I guess there was an earthquake I didn't feel...I was in the car on my way home!